dangercupcakemurdericing:

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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Natalie Dormer on Women and Body Image in Hollywood during SDCC 2014 (x)

robinboys:

im gonna major in assassins creed

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash
Me: *Finishes video game*
Me: Who am I????

Hearing that song “I’m ready” by the band AJR literally embarrasses me since the band name is basically my initials and it’s terrible when someone says “Lexi that’s your band playing !!”

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
Joshua Graham (via sunshine-and-liberty)
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