i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

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(Source: bicorn)

gothiccharmschool:

theeverydaygoth:

See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester and weaken you, you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies

I think I need this, lettered in a beautiful font, to hang at my desk.

thedagron:

My villagers gave me a nickname

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plays

captainhanni:

if anyone has a tough year ahead of them or behind them

this japanese fisherman will get you back on your feet, i can guarantee

(Source: vaspim)

(Source: intentandoseringeniero)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

(Source: nookling)

avarosierthewicked:

     

(Source: allisonargents)

bloodblueinmyroom:

Artist: 

hijok:

nintendo may be cartoony and cutesy about their games but atleast they try to break the mold and not repeatedly make 1st person shooters with white male protagonists

(Source: lauukin)

hilarious-war:

souviet:

toshiyamioka:

I don’t always take pictures outside of the booth

But when I do, it’s probably something cute

and it’s probably my girlfriend taking the pictures lol.

SARAH LOOK

LOOK AT IT

HOLY HELL

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

it was just me all along. i’d convinced myself that i was powerless. that i was a burden. but these two never thought of me that way. these two, the ones willing to entrust me with their lives, are the people i trust most in this world. could there be any stronger evidence of my worth?